those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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