I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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