But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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