do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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