You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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