So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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