I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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