I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
My pussy is not your playground.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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