Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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