By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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