we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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