she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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