i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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