By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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