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dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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