escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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