It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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