did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Randomize
