so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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