so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Randomize
