I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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