brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
you will always have a special place in my vag
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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