So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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