Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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