She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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