this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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