I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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