I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize