her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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