If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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