She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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