hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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