If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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