it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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