TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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