I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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