He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
