The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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