If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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