i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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