Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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