Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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