The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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