why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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