I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
oh god the rape fog is back!
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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