i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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