my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
