Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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