No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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