I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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