There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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