My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Small penises have feelings too.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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