my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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