But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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