I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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