i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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