Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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