idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
another moral hangover. fuck.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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