He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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