i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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